The Epic of Ken the Garbage Man

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

His dad found him in a garbage can

This is the tale of Ken and Fran

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Stan, Stan, old policeman

Found a baby in a garbage can

He yelled to the mom but off she ran

Stan, Stan, old policeman

 

Stan, Stan, old policeman

Took the baby from the garbage can:

Ill raise him up to be a man,

Said Stan, Stan, old policeman

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

Hes the son of the cop named Stan

Stan found Ken in a garbage can

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

If dumping garbage is your plan

Then just call Ken cuz hes your man

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

If youve got garbage for the garbage can

Ken can take it if anyone can

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Fran, Fran, born in Iran

Moved to town with her Koran

Ken saw Fran by a garbage can

He fell in love with Fran from Iran

 

Fran, Fran, born in Iran

Ran from Ken the garbage man

Said he smelled like a garbage can

Fran, Fran, born in Iran

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

Cried for Fran to his dad Stan

Stan told Ken to make a plan

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

Why not study the Koran?

Then Ill learn the faith of Fran,

Said Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

Now he studies the Koran

All to win the love of Fran

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Fran, Fran, born in Iran

She heard Ken quote the Koran

If you ask me, Kens quite a man,

Said Fran, Fran, born in Iran

 

Fran, Fran, born in Iran

Married Ken and his Koran

They moved in with Kens dad Stan

Fran, Fran, born in Iran

 

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

Fathered a boy with his wife Fran

Together they chose to name him Dan

Ken, Ken, the garbage man

 

Dan, Dan, Muslim postman

Hes the son of Ken and Fran

He knows by heart the whole Koran

Dan, Dan, Muslim postman

 

Dan, Dan, Muslim postman

If mailing letters is your plan

Then just call Dan cuz hes your man

Dan, Dan, Muslim postman

 

Dan, Dan, Muslim postman

If chanting suras is your plan

Dan will help as best he can

Dan who knows the whole Koran

 

This is the tale of Ken and Fran

Of Ken and Fran and Dan and Stan

If youve got nothing for the garbage can

Then use this tale of Ken and Fran

 

E.M.-L.

 

 

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