Let's raise up a glass to Barack
Who broke the Republican lock
Cuz we're trillions in debt
And our troops aren't home yet
From a war that was mostly a crock.
Let's drink up to Barack Obama
He's smarter than your or my mama
With a tough middle name
That proved quite a pain
And a last name that rhymes with Osama.
And let's raise a glass to McCain
Undone by his own lame campaign
'Bout a hundred dumb smears
One for each of his years
And a VP who's nearly insane.
She's famous for shooting that moose
And now she has cooked Grandpa's goose
When the Rapture does come
She'll go up with her gun
That's better than setting her loose.
But let's raise up a glass to y'all
Winded a bit from your fall
Since the shit's hit the fan
We're changing the plan:
Time to start cleaning that wall.
Cuz the writing beneath is quite clear
And 2009 is the year
We take all of Fox News
And Sean Hannity's views
And shove 'em up Dick Cheney's rear!
Cuz it's bye to the old GOP
Their demise seems the right thing to me
To hear from that crowd
They even seem proud
To be stupid as stupid can be.
Yes, tomorrow will be a new day
All you righties in sad disarray
But I'll wish you Bonjour
With my accent so pure
As I sip from my fresh soy latte!
4 novembre 2008
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